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One of the preconditions of getting a vasectomy way way back many years ago was that I also get a 15" MacBook Pro. I've been through many. None as frustrating as my newest, a Late 2016 model. A few weeks back I experienced a presenter's nightmare when I went to hook up to the projector and had the option of USB A or DVI connectivity. (My machine has 4 USB C ports and a ton of dongles, but nothing that's going to get video from here to there.) So I bought 1 of every possible adapter and cord.

A week later, my D key starts acting up. Not cool.3 trips to the Apple Store later and she’s being sent in for a new “top piece” which includes a new keyboard, case, speakers, Touch Bar (not Touch ID) and battery. 

D = dumb.